After the usual line-up whispers, two things are certain. And well, we’ve got good news and bad news.
Firstly the darlings of 2013, Arcade Fire, have gone public as headlining the Pyramid Stage on Friday night. Far from a grandiose Glasto press event, the Canadian troupe put us all out of our rumour-embroiled misery with a nonchalant post on the old facebook. As you do.
Now time for that afore mentioned lull. Pop singer and all-round gobshite Lily Allen let slip on Radio 1 that she’s confirmed for the 2014 west-country bash. Neck deep in (valid) criticism over her oddly racist attempt at feminism, it seems booking Allen was a mistake in two distinct, festering ways.
On the bright side, she won’t be headlining; so let’s all don some wellies and enjoy one of the best bands of the year – it’s worth a dry run isn’t it: